Tuesday, April 30, 2024

A to Z Challenge in a Day

I haven’t participated in the blogging A to Z Challenge in a number of years, and probably never at this blog. Today’s the last day (in the off chance anyone visiting here doesn’t know about the challenge, every April participants write about a topic based on the alphabet), so let’s go ahead and speed round it! Every letter, telling a story in flash fiction form…

A
Abraham Lincoln sat watching. The war was on. At the start it was treated as a spectator sport. He didn’t watch the fighting. He didn’t go to the field at all. He watched instead his cabinet members as their eyes averted his. They were full of doubt. He remained silent.

B
Batman watched from the shadows. In his intermittent life as Bruce Wayne, he’d seen the man he was watching play by very different rules. Here, the man abandoned all pretext of civilization. Batman wondered if he could exact greater justice in the alley or the boardroom. He waited patiently as he decided. The cops were already there. Sometimes he intervened anyway. 

C
The cat watched as the human walked past. The cat was a stray, and this was a human it recognized, but was not part of its circle of trust. The cat wondered if it was worth the risk of extending an invitation, even a temporary one. It was never easy making such decisions.

D
The dog barked out the window, perching its paws on the windowsill. Its human told the dog to stop. The dog was uncertain the danger had passed. The dog valued certainty.

E
The elephant in the room was a footstool of questionable design. Few visitors brought it up. 

F
The fish had no idea what happened. One minute it was swimming and the next something got lodged in its mouth, and it was gliding out of the water, and then something was pulled out of its mouth, and then it sailed back into the water with a splash. Then it swam on.

G
James Garfield lay dying. He wondered what kind of legacy he might possibly have. The bullet itched, he found. 

H
High above the treetops a hot air balloon soared. Aboard someone tried to steer it, but if they were having any luck, the boy watching the efforts couldn’t see it.

I
I sat beneath a tree. I wished I had a book.

J
Just then an eagle came into view, and from its jaws the remnant of some meal dropped below.

K
King James wondered if Shakespeare would’ve agreed to just write the whole thing. He wondered what his mom would’ve thought. He wondered about his grandfather. 

L
Larry Bird watched the game and wondered if in his prime he might have been good enough to keep up, excel as he once had.

M
Queen Mary sat in her cell and considered whether she might have been able to avoid such a fate.

N
No. She decided. No.

O
O Captain, my captain. Someone wrote this out in a notebook, and I found it, and I remembered that it had originally been written about Lincoln.

P
Peter picked a peck of pickled…No, he was supposed to, but he ended up goofing off instead.

Q
Picard stared at Q, exasperated. Q scoffed and then laughed.

R
Robin sat off behind Batman. Batman didn’t always share his thought process. He was impatient.

S
Superman wouldn’t have thought the same way Batman did. But then he was also Clark Kent, and might have already written about the man in the paper

T
Mister T stood across from Piper in the ring, ready to box him. A part of him wanted badly to go off-script.

U
Under other circumstances, if he wasn’t being paid so well, and if he wasn’t so keen on his reputation, keeping his day job, he would’ve been tempted indeed…

V
The villain was oblivious to the crime fighters watching him.

W
Walt looked at the sketch of the little mouse, and for a moment heard a voice inside his head. Then he started to whistle. He’d figure it out. 

X
The social media page continued to hum along, the reports of its demise being, as usual, greatly exaggerated…

Y
The yellow bird watched the remains of the fish drop. Its differing diet made the finch wonder if the eagle was perhaps insane.

Z
The zebra watched the humans riding the horse, and ran off on its own, baffled.

Sunday, April 7, 2024

2023 Box Office Top Ten

I've been blogging these results here in one of my efforts to make it not just a chronicle of my writing but as a suggestion of my other interests (although I have a blog I've maintained since 2002 it used to be featured in, and a whole blog about movies, but here's to recent consistency!), and it seems movies released in 2023 have reasonably slowed enough to provide an accurate look at the top hits, both nationally and globally...As always, numbers are from Box Office Mojo, are good as of the date this post is published, and are registered either in millions or billions of US dollars...

Top Ten U.S. Box Office

  1. Barbie ($636 million) The biggest surprise hit in years, probably, as well as a clear indication that audiences are interested both in something new and familiar, plus enduring interest in Margot Robbie, one of the clear defining actors of this generation at this point, and finally a lead role that proves it.
  2. The Super Mario Bros. Movie ($574 million) The fall of Disney as the blockbuster machine across multiple studios led to another nostalgic hit at the box office.  My nephew was certainly among its biggest fans.  Can we finally move past that earlier version that most people still can't admit was just a knockoff of Beetlejuice?
  3. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse ($381 million) My favorite Spider-Man movies remain the least popular ones, the Andrew Garfield/Marc Webb duology.  These animated ones are a little too akin to the spastic entertainment I wish weren't so prevalent these days.  Also, get off my lawn!
  4. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 ($358 million) This belated conclusion to the trilogy is once again proof that the MCU never met a story it didn't really want to end.  As standalone stories not really a lot of complete storytelling going on in these films.
  5. Oppenheimer ($329 million) Standing close to toe-to-toe with Barbie over the summer, this was the film that finally allowed critics to appreciate Christopher Nolan as much as the rest of us.
  6. The Little Mermaid ($298 million) Disney's biggest claim, besides the MCU entry above, was this latest live action remake.  
  7. Wonka ($218 million) Timothy Chalamet is one of this generation's leading talents, so it's nice to see him score in something other than Dune.
  8. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania ($214 million) I loved the first two in the series, but am ambivalent about this one, which seems less interested in the title characters than setting up a villain whose actor ended up canceled.  But even that was botched, giving Kang way too much attention and allowing him to be...defeated, in a much more decisive fashion than Loki prior to Avengers...Confounding, as the MCU frequently is for me...
  9. John Wick: Chapter 4 ($187 million) This is one of those movies whose value only seems to increase the more I think about it, and I'm also glad it performed well.
  10. Sound of Freedom ($184 million) Here's the other original piece of filmmaking to crack the chart, a word-of-mouth success story that suggests we're not as lost in modern blockbusters as we sometimes seem.
Global Top Ten
  1. Barbie ($1,445 billion) It tends to be a consensus at top, but it's doubly rewarding for a surprise like this to mark the achievement.
  2. The Super Mario Bros. Movie ($1,356 billion) International audiences ate up the same animated hijinks, too.
  3. Oppenheimer ($965 million) The first significant difference in the charts is greater appreciation for Nolan's masterpiece.
  4. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 ($845 million) Online we don't often think of how our opinions are being swayed by other countries.  When it's a hit elsewhere, too, that's often how you'll see the truly positive reception.
  5. Fast X ($704 million) The biggest difference is this one, where it was much more popular elsewhere.  I'm glad the series continues to be enjoyed somewhere.
  6. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse ($690 million) At some point someone'll care how terribly all these modern Spider-Man movies have been titled.  There're future generations that'll have no real way to tell 'em apart.
  7. Wonka ($632 million) It's nice that we're in an era where at least we aren't complaining there's another movie with this guy...
  8. The Little Mermaid ($569 million) The elephant in the room is that this is the one everyone complained online played the diversity card too hard.  At work I had colleagues who were genuinely happy to see themselves represented.  It's mermaids, people.  
  9. Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One ($567 million) After the huge success of Top Gun: Maverick, I think a lot of people expected this to be a much bigger success.  Internationally it was.
  10. Elemental ($496 million) Pixar still has clout in other countries!  For me, this just seemed like another of the studio's rehashes.  They've got a lot of those.

Saturday, April 6, 2024

Have submitted Children's Crusade to New Directions Novel Prize 2024...

So, just submitted Children's Crusade to New Directions' Novel Prize 2024 contest.  I last attempted to submit to the contest in its first iteration in 2020, but the process screwed up, the file didn't load, and I ended up losing the file when my computer died a few months later (a significant revision of the middle section from In the Land of Pangaea I've never had the heart to revisit, much less a needed retooling of the whole manuscript).

I'm mean, it'd be nice to be published by anyone, but New Directions would be particularly ideal.  It's the publisher behind most of Roberto Bolano's English translations, Helen DeWitt's home, and the house that put out Javier Marias's Your Face Tomorrow trilogy, all among the greatest treasures of my reading experience.  

Heck, if the criteria had specifically forbidden it, I would've submitted In the Leviathan, too.  

Sure it's a pipedream, and has been for decades, now, but it's still nice to be able to dream.  I think Crusade came out nicely, but that's my extremely biased opinion.  I have so much more I'd love to write, including a whole series of historical fiction I was dreaming up earlier today, plus stuff like A Centaur Died., Book of Doom, and of course the Danab Cycle, which demands so much more space than I reasonably have working full-time.

Just have to wait until, oh, January...

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